The art of the blow job.

Being a gay man, giving head is as natural as sleeping and eating. It's probably one of the first things you need to master in order to have a healthy and active sex life. My first experience was with a guy I met when I was 17. Without his advice, my blow jobs probably wouldn't be what they are today. Here's why.

After a few attempts at giving head, he...we'll call him Gerrit...he told me that I truly sucked at sucking! So I went to get some advice from a friend of mine who had more experience than me.

'Hey, my bf tells me that I suck at sucking. What should I do?'
'Well first of all, you need to buys some bananas. Get a bunch...at least a dozen. Once you get them, call me.'

So I did. I went to a supermarket, lucky for me bananas were on sale so I bought two dozens just in case. If I was going to learn, I wanted to learn well. So the lesson on the art of fellation started.

'S, peel the banana to expose the inner flesh...see, it looks just like a cock, doesn't it? The shape, the angle, even the various sizes replicate a cock to almost exact measures. Now, all you need to do is pretend that it's a cock. Take it in as deep as you can making sure NOT to use your teeth. If you do, you will see scrapes on the flesh of the banana. Once you've mastered it well, there should be no marks on the banana whatsoever.'

So I practiced over and over until I was able to "deep-throat" the banana withouth leaving any marks on the surface. Immediately I rang my bf so that he could meet me for a preview. He was so impressed with my performance that he literally demanded a blow job everytime we met, which was practically every day.

Most of the guys I met afterwards never failed to praise my sucking technique and just couldn't get enough. I was proud of myself and thanked my friend profusely and treated him to a dinner. Without my friend's help, I would've been your average gay person able to give average oral pleasure. However with his help and a dozen bananas, I was able to turn the blow job into a work of art.