Too close for comfort?

I was having a chat via skype with a friend of mine. We got to talking about dildos and it got me extremely horny. I admit I used to be a proud owner of a dildo about 8 years ago. It was too big and too hard and I threw it out after using it once with my ex. That was the last time I had one and during this recent dildo conversation, I started thinking about getting another one. I thought of all the reasons to have one in my possession. It would definitely come in handy if I really had an urge to get fucked and I was extremely horny and a normal masturbation session with my right hand just wouldn't do! Getting back to the story, we were talking about dildos on skype. I mentioned that I might be getting one and he said that would be a great idea!

'Promise me that you'll buy a camera so that you can show me with the dildo up your butthole'
'Uh...I don't think I can do that'
'Come on please...you can do that for me!'
'I know I feel comfortable with you but I don't know...'
'You should feel comfortable with me'
'I don't know if I'd ever feel comfortable enough to show myself with a dildo up my ass!'

And then we ended up laughing! Seriously, that was one of the funniest conversations I've ever had.

After we hung up, I found myself looking through an online catalogue for the perfect dildo!